Friday, September 18, 2009
September 19: Arrrgh, 'Tis International Talk Like a Pirate Day, Mateys!
Tomorrow is a great day to make your friends and family think you've lost your mind.
By the way, what do you call a tongue-tied pirate? In arrrr ticulate.
How much did the pirate pay for his earring? A buck an ear.
What do pirates say at Xmas? Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum...